open letter

dear weezer,

"pork and beans" is an awful song. so was the beverly hills one. given that these have been the lead singles off of your last couple of albums, it's remarkable that you're still managing to sell things. you used to have some seriously good, entertaining music. what happened?

p.s. who eats candy with pork and beans? i keep trying to imagine a world in which this would be a good combination, and i just can't. i love candy, and pork and beans was one of my favorite foods for much of my childhood. but combined? yuck.