language learning

only on telemundo can you watch the story of two hot guys who base the decision on who gets to sleep with hot guy #1's hot girlfriend on the outcome of a soccer match.  and hot girlfriend just goes with it.  this may have something to do with the 60% of the words that i did not understand, and the opening scene wherein hot guy #1 (shirtless) and hot guy #2 (dressed, apparently, as a hangman) were in hot girlfriend's bedroom, where she was shouting angrily at them from the bed while dressed as a pirate.  even in spanish, it is hard to take seriously an angry woman in a cheap pirate hat.