yep, pathetic overposting.

it's finals time, what can i say?

except, of course, I WANT THIS, I WANT THIS, I WANT THIS! i cannot tell you how much i want this.

at the risk of overexposing the truly worrisome, i'm just going to go ahead and paste the im discussion of me discovering this blender:

me
9:36:52 i sooooo want a blender that can do this!
9:37:00 i might want it more than a boy!
9:37:06 in fact, i'm pretty sure i do
*more drooling over the blender*
9:40:33 they're blending a running video camera...
9:40:45 that can't be healthy


*name removed to protect the innocent*
9:40 i was not prepared for how appalling the video camera would be
9:41:01 it was like, splatter !
9:41:08 and it was taping its own splattering!

me
9:41 yeah... kind of an odd existential death statement
9:41:30 WITH A BLENDER!

notice how i am still fixated on the blender, several minutes later. i feel that i should insert appropriate social analysis here; unfortunately, i am the wrong variety of social scientist to deal with... the likes of me.

so. yeah. advice for the evening?
"if you find yourself fantasizing about throwing actual users in the blender, please get help."

I WANT ONE.