this morning...

...i took a long time to reach mental alertness and very well could have been (but wasn't) late for the test i had to proctor. so, not high on the scale of morning fantasticness. until.
until i happened to glance at the car in the parking lot next to me, and notice a beat up, mildly crappy civic that had obviously been in a few altercations with other vehicles. and what should i see proudly affixed to the steering wheel of that oh-so-desireable vehicle? oh yes.
THE CLUB.
the pinnacle of '90s theft deterrence makes my day!