because you aren't working like you're supposed to, either

and because i post the peeps site every year, and it's in my permanent links; i give you, straight from the peep research lit review, the site that concludes that twinkies are not sentient in any way we can understand. it's a bit dated, but they also present the results in haiku. tradeoffs make the world go 'round, people. it occurs to me that i am probably the perfect match for the kind of dorks who do these experiments, because i think they're ridiculously funny and... well, i'll let you fill in your own and. three points if you can guess what i was actually going to write.