how to disrupt a college class: yet another tacky boob story

i can't help it.

we all know i have problems with losing things down my bra. i should really start wearing turtlenecks or something, but that would remove a huge source of amusement from my life. and also look icky. anyways.

most of the way through my three hour lecture class, i suffered yet another sudden loss of motor control and dropped my pen down my shirt (surprise). which made me jump and pull a face as i retrieved it to continue taking notes. only when i looked up, the (adorable, british)professor had stopped talking and was looking at me. three seconds later, it became apparent that he had, in fact, entirely lost his chain of thought and was still having difficulty recovering it. oopsy...

and now i must finish my paper for said distractable prof. blargh.