things that amuse me, part the ninth

i'm thinking i'm going to add a new stop to the official campus tour: the engineering building. first off, it's much nicer than the seventies monstrosity that i live in. surprise. but it gets better. i know you've seen the commercial where they equate office dwellers to gophers peeking up over the cubicles, their little eyes clearly questioning "food? food?" well, engineers exhibit similar behavior. only the question in their little eyes is most definitely "boobs? boobs?" i know men just do this, but believe me when i say engineers are worse. women are such a rare sight that my sister once caused an unfortunate soul to fall down the stairs because he was turned around looking at her (this of course makes her officially my hero).

come to think of it, that's probably why our engineering friend wanted us to study over there tonight -- it was a rare opportunity to be seen with not one but THREE actual females. and it could explain why we took the long ass scenic route to the study room...