a poll, in honor of election day

am i getting more ditzy?

because i'm sitting here looking at my last post and thinking about how i cut my own hair this morning* and... it's pretty damn ditzy. but i don't remember having always been like this. have i?


*the cutting of the hairs is best expressed through the surrounding internal monologue, experienced while straightening said hairs this morning: "hmm, the ends are looking kind of thin and ratty... i should really go get those cut, they'd look better straight... oh dear god, why am i holding scissors and hair and how come i spaced out whatever just happened?... how in the hell am i going to make the other side even?... fuck it, this will have to work." apparently i should not be allowed around hot things or sharp objects before i'm fully awake. (in case you're wondering, i think it ended up mostly even. i've honestly been too afraid to check).