i propose a contest

preliminary research has shown that men will watch virtually anything with you as long as it promises to include female nakedness (or merely toplessness). therefore, i challenge you, dear readers, to see who can get an unsuspecting* bloke to watch the most horrible, anti-manly cinematic awfulness.

i've listed a couple examples on the right to get you thinking. anything on lifetime or oxygen would be a good start. please don't tell me about porn, though, i don't want to know. you have until january 15th, 2007 to submit your entries. if you do a good job, i'll think of a good prize to snail-mail you.

i will take submissions by comment, email, im, or phone. if you think you've got a winner and want it kept a secret, let me know. otherwise, i think i'll track entries in the sidebar -- so go ahead and let me know your trial runs as well, and we can all be amused and inspired as we go along. submissions do not have to actually include female nakedness, as long as he's only watching it because someone MIGHT be naked.

too bad i don't have a wider audience, this could be really funny. you are completely encouraged to pass it along to promote wider participation. post it. whatever. i'm all about large-scale manipulation.

p.s. any guy who wants to pull this on another male is a) a completely valid contestant and b)totally my hero. your alternate personalities, however, do not count as test subjects.


*actually, you can tell him exactly what he's doing (see spq: the Promise), but it'd be nice if you kept the competition part a secret because it alters incentives. if your test subject reads this, just be sneaky and wait until he forgets.