and other things i shouldn't touch.

today there was an incident with juice and keyboards. r.i.p. backspace, semicolon, and the letter m. and then i bought a laptop, so as to have soething (dammmmmmmmmmmmmmmn -- it did that on it's own. it was happy to be alive for a sec) to really destroy with the negative force that is my existence.
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totally unrelated professor quote (i need a section for those):
"you don't see big bird out there going 'save my yellow ass and buy a brownie from the air force!'" -- on why national defense is a classic exammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmple (i give up) of a public good that we do not fund with bake sales.