Travel Pocket Boy
Travel pocket boy comes with his own backpack, which includes barf bag, camera, and wallet stuffed with cash.
Seriously, the cutest, most adorable travel pocket boy accompanied us on the Italy study abroad trip. He was like everyone's sweet little brother. He was a mere baby, 20 years old, and had never had a drop of alcohol because....gasp....it is illegal to drink underage. Isn't that adorable?
So what was the first thing that we did to this adorable pocket boy? (Okay, after he got over the air sickness of the 20 million hour long plane ride....) We got him drunk. Sweetly drunk, as only a pocket boy can be (unless you want a naughty pocket boy - then he is naughty drunk, as only a pocket boy can be). Turns out that he is a natural at drinking. Ahhhh, good job, travel pocket boy!
Travel pocket boys hike, bike, and drive extremely well, with minimum complaint. Their main purpose, therefore, is to listen to you complain. They listen sympathetically as you whine about your feet, your sunburn, your back, any part of your anatomy which may happen to be aching. Or any other complaint that you may feel the need to express. And they are always there with a pat on the back or a hug (or a drink) just to make it all feel better.
Travel pocket boys are available with blue or red backpacks.
2 Comments:
how much? i'll buy...sounds like good, international entertainment :)
and we all know that no one can teach a kid to drink like you can, darlin'!
(possibly, if you worked on it, you could also drive them to drink. additional entertainment potential.)
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