reflections from old town

why is it, anyways, that i always get hit on by the one-handed and one-legged? seriously, please explain. at this point, i'm mildly worried. is there anything else i should know?

girls, definitely carry the purse with the naked goddess on it when you go out. pretty soon, the painted boobs are associated with you and you just can't lose.

buying shots for the bouncer is much better than paying cover.

best way to hit on a girl: follow her on the street and tell her she's going to hell. oh, baby, that's hot. only more in a fire and brimstone sort of way...