at 4 a.m., the times is REALLY funny

"feed the birds, tuppence a bag"* has turned into "rogue feeding by a radical splinter group"... what is the world coming to? but if you ask me right at this moment (and you do -- i know you do), it's just about the best phrase used in any article on anything ever. you'd think he was talking about the terrorists.** but no. pigeons. i love it.



*if you're not singing that song from mary poppins right about now (or even any song from mary poppins), i shed a small tear for you: deprived child, depraved adult.

**they're the new communists, you know. it's like the new black. but easier to accessorize.