yeah.

if you were me, you would be able to answer the question "how are you?" with a response like "well, considering that i just whacked my head on the coffee brewer and have to wear a finger condom..."

you wish you were me. i know it.


finger condom: when latex gloves and ordinary condoms (mysteriously) fail to practice safe sex. or, what we're required to wear in situations where a band-aid would normally do. ultimate coolness.

although, i must admit, being able to say things like "dude, pick your condoms up off the floor!" at work does kind of amuse me. have i mentioned that i need a new job?