seen and heard

seen in barnes and noble:
on a table featuring "selections for mother's day," a book entitled "unleashing the seductress within." progressive, tacky, or delusional?

heard in starbucks:
person 1: "maybe the power will go out!"
person 2: "damn, my headlamp is in my closet."
person 3: "i have a headlamp too!"
person 1: "me too; mine's in my car."
person 2: "you're so prepared!"