i will eventually have to get an expandable lunchbox (will that look tacky?)

because... i want a pocket dj. i do have a couple of friends who give me ridiculous amounts of music when they get a notion to (which is beyond wonderful), but i want permanence and ease of access. granted, an ipod would probably go a long way in this direction, if i could afford one, which i can't (because i'd rather flit about the country), but i don't have one. and it only mixes things for me. i don't know how well it would do this, either, because i don't have one. i want more than that. i want someone to go find and assemble music for me, and then deliver it and play it. i want, as i said, a dj. that i can keep in my pocket. make it so!


p.s. hats are optional.