international mystery
i'm pretty sure i want an international job, because what could be better than being paid to live in exotic places? but when i think about this, i tend to only come up with 1) being a spy, 2) being a diplomat, or 3) being a fancy sort of call girl. in application, these break down as follows: 1) inconspicuous? me? try hiding me in asia and see who notices; 2) rather than diplomatic, i tend toward incendiary. also, i don't want to hand out passports; 3) i'm about as far from call girl material as you can get and still be female. so there you have it. i'm pretty positive i won't even fit in a trunk like karol karol (trois coloeurs: blanc). and look how well that turned out for him.
why is it that my imagination never fails unless i need it?
posted by do dah @ 14:31
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ah, but you've forgotten about 1)National Geographic photographer, 2)Film Festival MC 3)Fashion Designer to the Rich and Famous, 4)Paparazzi, or 5)Animal Collector for a zoo
You just have to open your eyes, the possibilities are endless!
i vote for animal collector! and you know, to fit in around asia we'd just have to dye your hair and cut you off at the knees...you can walk on stubbs, right? :)
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