right, so...

okay, i just want to preface this with the declaration, "i swear i'm not on anything." because i'm not.

but the sanitizer started talking to me. a mean little demon voice hissed, "look what you made me do!" which freaked me out and i consciously stopped listening and scooted into the back room. the radio was in the middle of a cheerful commercial, and the girls out front didn't say anything of the sort. but i definitely heard it, and it definitely gave me chills. and, as an added bonus, i'm now afraid of the sanitizer. and afraid for my sanity. because something was sure as hell talking to me. and i don't want to know what it's mad about.