wildlife commercials (sort of...)

i keep seeing these commercials in my dreams. at least, i know one showed up in my dreams this morning, and when i think about it i had to have made it up. but it's so familiar, i've seen it as frequently as any actual commercial... so confusing. there is a series of three, actually. a bunch of pretty realistic-looking robotic wild animals (especially giraffes) singing (or maybe there's just music) and welcoming you to disney and explaining the new tracking technology they have that lets you on to the rides without waiting in line. every time i "watch" it i think what a sinister development this potentially is, now disney can track everything you do. this morning i remember it making me want to scream "god knows what you're doing!" (meaning "bad disney! bad! you will burn in hell for this!") -- that's the point at which i realized it was a dream; i don't say things like that. not and mean it! noticing what a weird thing that was to say woke me up enough to watch the dream as it continued, and then i realized: one of the commercials is in french.

on a slightly related topic less obviously in need of counseling, ab told me to go find these commercials. and i did. and they're funny, even without sound because my $12 speakers are galloping towards death. trunk monkey. who thinks of this shit?