because it's rare enough that i overshare

the theme of this week has been, apparently, cheap alcohol.

on tuesday we went to the sundance and i provided a stellar example of one tequila, two tequila, three tequila, two margarita, double absolut, floor. but it's because my legs totally turned into jell-o in an "i have danced entirely too much and whoever is behind me keeps going lower and i can't get back up oh shit" sort of way, i promise. and then he gave me a dollar. i'm pretty sure it was a) the same guy (i never look at their faces; who cares?) and b) because he was going to buy me a twenty five cent drink special and then his ride decided to leave, but hell, it may have been a tip, what do i know. i got a dollar, i got a dollar, i think it's funny, hey hey hey hey. also, i was apparently almost the cause of a bar fight, but it never happened and i pretty much missed it anyways. ain't that class, though, ladies and gentlemen?

then tonight i went on the cheapest liquor run ever. i was seriously embarrassed enough to explain that no, this is not actually for me, i'm just the one that has to drive and the moderately priced wine over there is actually mine, all mine. ten dollars for their four items. so white trash! yay for my diamonds for being classy enough ladies to cost at least $40 a run.

tune in next week for expensive alcohol week because it's lala doo dah time. hooray! (but i'll miss the dee... it just sounds better!)