corporeal bryan

he does exist!

and today he did one of the most evil things i can ever remember witnessing. two freshmen girls came in to the store, and in the course of chatting with them, bryan invited them over to his dorm room this evening. creepy, yeah. only... bryan doesn't live in the dorms. his cousin does. and he gave the clueless young coeds that cousin's name and address, pretending it was his. so, if all goes as planned, freshmen and cousin will have an extremely awkward encounter.

we all laughed. a lot.