funny of the day

em walks into the room holding up two gallons of milk and exclaims "look, i've got niiiice big jugs!" *sexy wiggle*

it's amazing how many jokes one can create given an endless supply of dairy products and devices to make this dairy foam up and spurt out of things. really, it is. and the generally boring nature of work just serves to ensure that they're always waaaaay too hilarious. fun times!