best...

random late night conversation with a stranger: "no, i like to watch girls bounce"

drunken marketing idea: coffee and a pole dance

bathroom graffiti in a book store: "who is john galt?"

highway billboard: "la quinta - spanish for 'free high-speed internet'"

book of the moment: bitter with baggage seeks same: the life and times of some chickens
(mother's commentary on said book: "you are so ready for match.com." sequitur, anyone?)