sick, sick, sick

okay, this is just so disturbing that i had to share... in hopes that someone else would be stuck thinking about it instead of me, i guess. i realize it is a bad idea to blog about work, but work here is really just a setting, so i'm going for it.

i didn't witness this first hand, or i'd probably still be too busy throwing up to write. but apparently a dirty-looking dirty man came into the store yesterday and ejaculated all over the men's room. but the disturbing part is what he was jacking off to: TAMPONS. that's right, tampons. unused feminine hygeine products. hot and sexy. then he left, it was cleaned. end of story? not so fast. he came back... and started doing it again OUTSIDE. to a lingerie ad this time, but i don't really know that that's much better, seeing as how it was in broad daylight. the cops came to pick him up this time, and that's where the story basically ends as far as i'm concerned. except that i can't shake the question "what in hell was this guy thinking?" i realize that there's something not right in his head. but what, seriously, can go so wrong that you can get off on tampons? i probably shouldn't even ask. because i probably don't want to know.