Fire the damn pocket boy

So...what do you do, Do Dah, when you want to fire a damn pocket boy? What happens when he FAILS to live up to pocket boy standards and instead makes an ass of himself - can you sense the bitterness?

It seems that the number of pocket boys is diminishing...mostly due to the fact that boys are no longer worthy, no longer grovel enough, to meet the standards set by so many girls. It's not that I hate men...I don't. Actually, I adore men. It's just that so many are so damn incompetent. I wish they would just grow some balls and act like MEN, not pussy-whipped sissies.

That is all. Thank you.