and another thing...

jen told me tonight that she'd never worked with anyone who got hit on as much as i do. WHAT?!?!? totally missed all of that! yeah, old men tend to like me (hopefully this will be useful when i'm like 50) and there's the creepy married rugby dude. but anyone else? i've completely missed it. apparently i need someone to follow me around and clue me in or something. or, here's an idea, guys could just stop trying to be subtle. let me rephrase that: the guys worth considering* could stop being subtle. it's obviously completely lost on me. please try the direct route in future. thanks.


* at this point, this includes pretty much anyone within five years of my age who is mildly good looking, basically socially functional, and smarter than the average rock. it helps if they're tall enough that i'm not tempted to use the top of their head as an arm rest. see how easy that is? ha. haha. ahahaha. snort.